{"id":4072,"date":"2015-01-01T20:52:05","date_gmt":"2015-01-02T04:52:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/edelalon.com\/blog\/?p=4072"},"modified":"2017-10-20T02:31:18","modified_gmt":"2017-10-20T09:31:18","slug":"ncis-gibbs-rules","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.edelalon.com\/blog\/ncis-gibbs-rules\/","title":{"rendered":"NCIS Gibbs Rules"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Special thanks to all those on the interwebs who collected the list. I just wanted to keep track of them closer to me to make sure that I have easy access to them. I&#8217;ve also included some Jinisms&#8230;rules from one of my coworkers who gives my kids &#8220;advice.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m putting this under <a href=\"https:\/\/edelalon.com\/blog\/category\/tools\/\">Tools<\/a>. If you have other rules to live by, please send them my way.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Rules<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Rule 1: &#8220;Never let suspects stay together.&#8221;<br \/>\nRule 1: &#8220;Never screw over your partner.&#8221;<br \/>\nRule 2: &#8220;Always wear gloves at a crime scene.&#8221;<br \/>\nRule 3: &#8220;Don&#8217;t believe what you&#8217;re told. Double check.&#8221;<br \/>\nRule 3: &#8220;Never be unreachable.&#8221;<br \/>\nRule 4: &#8220;The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person &#8211; if you must. There is no third best.&#8221;<br \/>\nRule 5: &#8220;You don&#8217;t waste good.&#8221;<br \/>\nRule 6: &#8220;Never say you&#8217;re sorry. It&#8217;s a sign of weakness.&#8221;<br \/>\nRule 7: &#8220;Always be specific when you lie.&#8221;<br \/>\nRule 8: &#8220;Never take anything for granted.&#8221;<br \/>\nRule 9: &#8220;Never go anywhere without a knife.&#8221;<br \/>\nRule 10: &#8220;Never get personally involved in a case.&#8221;<br \/>\nRule 11: &#8220;When the job is done, walk away.&#8221;<br \/>\nRule 12: &#8220;Never date a co-worker.&#8221;<br \/>\nRule 13: &#8220;Never, ever involve lawyers.&#8221;<br \/>\nRule 14: &#8220;Bend the line, don&#8217;t break it.&#8221;<br \/>\nRule 15: &#8220;Always work as a team.&#8221;<br \/>\nRule 16: &#8220;If someone thinks they have the upper hand, break it.&#8221;<br \/>\nRule 18: &#8220;It&#8217;s better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.&#8221;<br \/>\nRule 22: &#8220;Never ever bother Gibbs in interrogation.&#8221;<br \/>\nRule 23: &#8220;Never mess with a Marine&#8217;s coffee&#8230; if you want to live.&#8221;<br \/>\nRule 27: &#8220;There are two ways to follow someone. First way, they never notice you. Second way, they only notice you.&#8221;<br \/>\nRule 35: &#8220;Always watch the watchers.&#8221;<br \/>\nRule 36: &#8220;If you feel like you are being played, you probably are.&#8221;<br \/>\nRule 38: &#8220;Your case, your lead.&#8221;<br \/>\nRule 39: &#8220;There is no such thing as coincidence.&#8221;<br \/>\nRule 40: &#8220;If it seems like someone is out to get you, they are.&#8221;<br \/>\nRule 42: &#8220;Never accept an apology from someone who just sucker punched you.&#8221;<br \/>\nRule 44: &#8220;First things first, hide the women and children.&#8221;<br \/>\nRule 45: &#8220;Clean up the mess that you make.&#8221;<br \/>\nRule 51: &#8220;Sometimes you&#8217;re wrong.&#8221;<br \/>\nRule 69: &#8220;Never trust a woman who doesn&#8217;t trust her man.&#8221; &#8211; revealed in Devil&#8217;s Triangle (episode).<\/p>\n<p><strong>Laws of Jin Park (Jinisms)<\/strong><br \/>\nRule 1: Don&#8217;t date a girl that can bench press more than you can.<br \/>\nRule 2: Don&#8217;t eat anything that can taste you back.<br \/>\nRule 3: You cannot just play the drums, you must play something else.<br \/>\nRule 4: Don&#8217;t go out with people that hunt for sport.<br \/>\nRule 5: Don&#8217;t go out with someone that enjoys going to gun ranges.<br \/>\nRule 6: Don&#8217;t date people with more facial hair than you.<br \/>\nRule 7: If you worry too much you get old; if you don&#8217;t worry enough, you&#8217;ll get broke.<br \/>\nRule 8: Don&#8217;t date a girl that smokes.<br \/>\nRule 9:\u00a0Sometimes all the education in the world is no match for a little common sense.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Special thanks to all those on the interwebs who collected the list. 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